Friends on the Other Side [A Kurloz Fansong]
I heard that Dr. Faciller was the headcanon voice of Kurloz for some people, and this idea was given to me in a stream.
This was fun to write, and sing (although it scratched my throat something fierce), and I really hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it!
don’t you patronize me, motherfucker
shame my religion, or deride
you’re in my bubble now, not your world
and i’ve got friends on the other side
that’s an echo, gentlemen
little parlour trick we have here in the afterworld
sit down at my table, put your thinkpan at ease
if you’ll relax it will enable me to do
anything i please
i can conjure messiahs
i can warp them round some too
ill stare deep in to your heart and soul
you do have a soul, don’t you cronus?
make your wildest dreams come true
i got chucklevoodoo
i got hoodoo
faygo flavors i aint even tried
i got friends on the other side
the codpiece, the codpiece, the codpiece will tell
the past, the present and the future as well
the codpiece, the codpiece, the angels of three
take a little trip in to your future with me
now you, young cronus
are from beneath the sea
you come from two long lines of royalty
i’m a royal myself on my ancestor’s side
your lifestyle’s high
but your love life’s low
you need to pail a little hunny
an empress with dough
it’s the girls it’s the men it’s the love you need
and when i look in to your bubble it’s the love that i see
on you, brain-dead man, i dont want to waste much time
you’ve pushed round all your life
youve pushed round by your matesprit
and your moirail
and your kismesis
and if you werent braindead
you’d still be pushed round all your life
but when i look in to your future, the you i see
is exactly the helsman you always wanted to be
come on boys, shake my hand
wont you shake a poor motherfucker’s hand?
are you ready?
are you ready?
miracles all up in this bitch!
can you feel it?
you’re changin (x3)
i hope you’re satisfied
but if you’re not, don’t blame me
you can blame my friends on the other side!!