an extremely emotional ghetto man reading homestuck
John: hey your that Terezi girl that said you were gonna smell my blood as I die well I’m here right now come on start something bitch
i was watching a documentary show about the story of the minotaur and theseus and

“Before leaving, however, [Aegeus] buried his sandals and sword under a huge rock and told Aethra that when their son grew up, he should move the rock, if he were heroic enough, and take the tokens for himself as evidence of his royal parentage.”









